h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I went to the mall again today. I think I'm going to get Suburbia Overload. The doctor will prescribe a strict regimen of downtown window shopping and no more cookie-cutter houses. I can't wait! Anyway, I tried on strapless bras today for the dress I'm wearing in my mom's wedding. I hate strapless bras. They squish. They're also hard to put on and take off. Overall, they're just a pain in the tits. I also bought some earrings and a necklace and a pair of shoes. So now I'm set. I looked at sunglasses and found a wicked pair that I really want. They're bright blue with dark lenses, giant round things. Each circle is about two and half or three inches in diameter. They're just like a pair my grandmother has, except hers are tortoiseshell. They make my mouth look very pouty. Maybe I'll get them, I don't know. I wish my friend Meg were back from camp. She has great taste. I know she'd tell me what to do. I also want to wrap fringe around the bottom half of my jeans, and I need her opinion. ::sigh:: It's a hard life, being a fashion adventurer.