h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Something does not happen to me every day. Yet I found out that all
the white people in my school know who David the Gnome is and all the
Asians just give us odd looks when we ask them. No offense intended.
David the Gnome is some old cartoon character I watched when i was like
4 or 5.... Second period in french i couldn't remember the foxes name
for the life of me so i set out to find it. My teacher didn't know though
then again why would she. So I finally found the answer after 45 minutes
when i asked Laagar (yes that means infinity but its spelled wrong, the
foxes name is SWIFT.... but then what the hell is his wife's name. All
the "skilled" people didn't know... Peter said it was Mya but Mya was a bee.
People ran away when we asked them who David the Gnome's wife was.... go
figure. Eigthth period i wrote about 6 pages on my hands so i could pass
the Math test which i could anyway but didn't feel like thinking since i
was just at harris field hehehehe.... The only thing is i wrote down the wrong
stuff and none of it was on the test. but cheating did get me 100 on the
french test.... Dumb teachers, when will they learn... NEVER HAHAHA
Well anyway i should start thinking about my huge Mongol report... great
fun.... Stupid report has been assigned for four months and i haven't even
started it.... Abraham Lincoln's gay?!?!?!? Well thats what Will Pendarvas just said
and he's the wacko on 92.3 KROCK from 2-6 before Kane's Sick Six at Six but wasn't it
the sick six at nine? well anywayz its time to start my report due in less than
a month and will probably be 20 pages long. ohh wellz c-ya wouldn't want to
be ya