h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ive just noticed it said "We all think we lead interesting lives". That
is such a lie its funny. My life is crap with the occassionally side dish
of asparagus. Why aspargaus you ask? because well i said so damn it.
Well today on the train a couple just start frenching which is really
inconsiderate because i saw the person i like making out with her boyfriend.
Don't even mention the fact that i should give up because she has a
boyfriend. Well i just turn to the person next to me on the other side
and start talking very loudly how rude it is to be kissing on the D train...
Of course i shut up when I got off at 125th street, i'd be killed for sure..
or the Jehovas Witnesses would try to convert me again (sorry if that
offends you but every damn time i am waiting for the A someone tries
to convince me that Satan runs the world and how else can you explain
sickness, war, the lottery) Its fun discussing theology with them though.
Its always an enjoyable talk.... of course in the end i lose because i look stupid
running into the train in hopes of catching the 4:19 LIRR home.... Well
its the 4:19 on the weekends, i always get confused during the week with the
LIRR schedule which i have previously discussed... Well this was very off
the target.... By the way who said cheaters never get anything.... i got 100
on my french test because of it.... I just think it was a "Collective Effort" hehehe
well anyway I'm thirsty and i'm pretty sure you have better things to do than read about my
life..... but it gives me a chance to think i'm being heard or laughed at
c-ya