h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 By drink I mean alcohol, as a beer drinker I've become hooked on real ale but not in the CAMRA fashion of doin' things. I'm no collector of beer just a drinker of what I like. Anyway I've been told to stay away from my beloved beer until my brain and the rest of my body recovers from a suspected MS attack (and no I don't mean microsoft, although an angry Excel sheet can give you a bad nose bleed). SUCH IS LIFE, oh hum, as Eddie would say.