h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thank [insert here whoever your preferred superior being may be] for the Women's Institute. They sell fresh eggs. Really fresh, less than a week old. It's all right for poncy TV chefs to go on about poaching eggs when they have their own hens or specialist supplier. The rest of us are stuck with the supermakets who just cannot turn over their stock quickly enough. Even if you buy the most expensive free range organic eggs they are always at least a fortnight old. You cannot see how old because they all use exotic date codes so you are stuck with a best before date which really means after this they are useless. So must close now and get out early tomorrow or Mary on the market will have sold out.
Evenin' all.

Lucky you. Lacking wheels I cannot get to where fresh eggs are sold usually. We have a farmers market once a month and I always forget to go. Must try harder.

Websailor

Scrambled eggs