h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've just looked at all the conversations going on and I think my head is about to explode!
Still having a few teething problems but hopefully I'll get some answers soon.

Like all diary's I've started I've put an entry in like a good boy. But this ones going to be different (he says again), no realy this ain't some boring primary school thing it's fun!

Please don't explode yet! There is much to learn here - although possibly not much of any real value. So... take a few deep breaths, open one eye at a time and peek at the screen. Take things slowly okay! PS. where ARE you - the acronym means nothing to me!

Thanks, I feel much better now.
I take it you want to know what the horrible UMIST bit means, well here we go, University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology (phew I remembered!).
Urm in case your interested I migrate from Dover in Kent to go to uni (300 miles), don't ask why 'cos I'm not sure but I just thought saying that would waste a bit more room on this message to make it look more important.

I don't suppose you've learnt any neat tricks, like putting a little smiley face in the writing?

That's a long way to go. I shall hopefully be managing the 80 miles from Wickford in Essex to High Wycombe each week, if I decide that I can afford to go to Uni. How do students manage to survive? Sorry, haven't yet worked out pretty pics etc, but check some of the forums - I've seen instructions from other people.

Ahh being a student is easy, get the loan and work the rest out when you get there. Money wise I can go £750 over drawn, food wise takeways are cheap and there is always something you can cook (like baked beans if you're desprate). Work, urm let me get back to you on that one.