h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I cycle down to the shops, feeling smug as I chain my bike by the trolley stack, while other people queue to park their cars. However, panniers are awkward things to carry at the best of times and mine are heavy by the time they are full of vegatbles. I leave Waitrose without closing my panniers properly. A mango falls out and rolls across the car park.I hurry to catch it and stuff it back in the pannier. Next, a white cabbage falls out and rolls to a stop beneath the trolleys. Fortunately, a helpful young assistant retrieves it for me. I reflect that, to everyone else, I probably resemble some kind of eccentric bag lady.