h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, folks, I'm back. And what a time I've had!

I don't know yet if we found a home, but more importantly I was at Wembley stadium a week ago today (can it really be that long?) to see Watford roar back into the Premiership.

If anyone reading this is from Bolton, I'm sorry. If anyone from Ipswich, I'm even sorrier - after all, in the only reasonable playoff system your team would have been playing Charlton - but it falls to us to take a pasting against all and sundry next season while you (I trust) enjoy more wins than losses, and maybe another crack at promotion. Content yourselves that you have more chance of being up there in 2000-2001 than we do ..... but we wouldn't swap for a minute, as you very well know.

Bring on Manchester United!

 

Aah splendid.

I'm brand new to this h2g2 business and almost immediately I stumble across an entry reminding me of that glorious day in May.

Not only that but it's by an editor type person which just goes to show what a marvellous guide this is. I look forward to comparing notes on our new Icelandic signing's debut goal(s) in this weekend's forthcoming defeat of Liverpool.

Yes!
Horns complete double over uppity Red Army!
Gloucester Old Spot joins Red Arrows!
Ian Paisley made Pope!
Bears found to use network of hidden flushing WCs!

Dolly Parton spotted fast asleep on her front!

We can but hope.

The thing about being a pessimist is that it's such small satisfaction when you're right.

The Norse boy done good, though.

Why do we play up against good teams - apparently Arsenal were lucky to win at Vicarage Road, and Liverpool had a scare at the weekend - and then perform so abysmally against teams supposedly nearer our level? Oh well, back to being medium-sized fish in the Nationwide pond next year.