h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sad to say that my request for the rejection of my "Numbers" entry was denied. I'll just have to hope to do better next time.

I'm currently in the middle of finals week, and my last paper is due tomorrow, as well as my last final exam. After that, I'll have much more time to write more entries. Hopefully, at least some of those will be rejected.
 

Hey, how did you not get rejected so quickly? I've been submitting a ton of entries and none of them has been so much as sniffed at by an editor.

Quickly? It took over a week. They're pretty bogged down, so I'm just happy that they got around to me eventually. I'd just keep patient and stop writing new entries until you receive a response on the ones you've sent in. Until this sight has been running for a few months, it's going to be hellish for the editors.