h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Woo hoo!! We are just SO on schedule you wouldn't even believe it if I told ya.

's a good thing, what with only 3504 hours to go...

I'm glad you noticed.

Yes I have to tell you, planning a wedding is a crazy business. You wouldn't believe how much there is to do, and now that we're down to less than 5 months, I'm starting to get anxious.

Busy busy busy busy.

So... Busy then?

Oh yes yes indeedy.

Quite busy.

Do you know how nerve racking it is to order invitations? Also my shoes came in the mail today because I ordered them online and for the second time they don't FIT.

B******s.

We have so much to do.

Very very busy.

So, does this mean your feet are on a diet?

My feet are against diets. I'm just gonna buy 'em bigger shoes. They get disgruntled if they're confined.

I get the same thing from my... my... um... nether regions.

Eeehee hee hee hee

Your Netherlands? EEHEE HEE HEE

*rolls around laughing hysterically and immaturely*

I will never ever look at that area of the world in the same way again. hee hee

You don't EVER want to see digruntled Netherlanders. No you don't.

*believes it*

Never ever.