h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There's no one around today and it's a low-amount but high-stress workday. Not enough to do to keep me busy, but when my boss calls to get whatever piddly thing he needs done he needs it done NOW!

So I'm going from stoopid bored to insane busy to stoopid bored again.

Also I'm way too heavy to get married and I'm eating a whole BAG of twizzlers.

Also my fiance is too far away and today the wedding is stressing me out.

Also I'm really tired, which is what most likely created all the above problems. All except the money-not-having-any thing which isn't listed above but is certainly a problem.

Does one throw away 10 bucks on much-needed laundry-doing that one really does NOT want to do? Or does one procrastinate, save the dough, but wear extremely uncomfortable underwear?

These are the questions that plauge our time.

*eats and entire bag of frozen chocolate chips*

I have no idea what you're talkin' 'bout.

Gnar.

Um... "AN". Not "And". "AN".

Grrrr.

I'm doing a little better now.

I've discovered something very very important. I can't diet. Slim Fast? HAH!

The thing is, I'm not a big end-of-the-day eater, so if I have a big breakfast around 11, and a snack around 3, then go running, then have a snack around 6:30 I'm aces.

It's still pretty hard, though. The secret for me is exercise.

Besides which, I'd have to lose a boatload of weight to even get to where you're starting from. You looked great when you visited. Miss skinny-arms.

*raises hand*
what are twizzlers?

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sound like strawberry laces kind of......

Only they taste like plastic.

I can't help much, krissy. Never trust a skinny cook.