h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's hard where I'm from. First I took a class during my gym period for about a semester. That summer I signed up for a simulation class at a different school because mine didn't have any of the equipment, like the chairs that are made to look like driver's seats and dashboards. I finished with the sim class in October. I figured, "Yay! Only range class in the streets, a little practice with my dad, and I'm set." Then the simulation class teacher said we wouldn't be able to start range until the 20th of December. Yeesh. Well, I show up on the 20th, five days before x-mas. I go on the road in the streets and it was good until I asked when the next class was. "Next week?" I ask. "No, soonest we can get you in is the 29th" is what the range instructor said. I am quite dissapointed, to say the least. It's going to be close to one year since I started my first driving classes and I'm getting impatient.