h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can not believe she walked away. Here's the 411, my mate Iain has been looking for that special someone and always went for the ones who are already with someone, when his best friends kept falling for him. He starts chatting to one of the womens officers from uni and they really hit it off and soon enough, they're an item. Here come the complications. She has just come out of a relationship with her flatmate, workmate and the leader of the Labour club (she's a member of) and friend (they have all the same friends too). Apparently she only entered into the relationship with the old guy because she was lonely, then broke it off because she didn't think it was fair on him. Then she starts seeing my Iain, but she can't tell the ex, for so many reasons. Like he's a Tory. He hates Tories. But more than that, he doesn't think she should be seeing anyone so soon, least of all him. So when he eventually finds out, he gives her an ultimatum. He goes, or I do. What does the stupid cow do? Sacrifices her relationship with my Iain so her ex doesn't move out. She had so much going for her, seriously, funny, hot, clever, gorgeous, kind, stunning, you get the picture. Match made in heaven they were. And she walked away. I could have cried when he told me. He deserves so much better.

I know she had her reasons, and they were understandable enough, but still, it's just not on.