h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am extraordinarily bored and despite the fact that I am fine tuning my skills at procrastination and avoiding three weeks worth of Japanese revision and a history asignment worth 50% of my year's mark .
It is very hard to find people to talk to on the Guide. They should have an actual chat room as opposed to posting messages. Now, I could be sensible and go and suggest that in the feedback thingummyjig, but where woul the fun be in that . Too apathetic.
Pouvez personne ici parlez en Francais parce-que je veux practiquer mais ne personne dans ma famille est suffit intelligent pouvoir le parler. Est-ce que c'est correct?
Can anyone answer this perplexing mystery...do your farts steam on cold mornings??? My friend and I tried to decide yesterday and simply couldn't. Any assistance on this matter would be greatly appreciated.
I feel like discussing philosophy or politics (heaven forbid) and dancing with Frank Sinatra, only he's dead so I'd rather not.
In case you wanted to know...I have planned my funeral. I will have it open casket, with the casket standing upright. I wish my eyes to bbe left open and whoever wants to inherit the millions I make must dance with my corpse. Fun like a funnel.