h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

hello and welcome to my journal i am new to this but i am slowly getting the knack,my friend came round today and we were talking about our love life,as girls do and i was telling her the lust had gone out of my relationship,so she gave me a spell to try,i told her she was having a laff ,she said you will need: 25ml bourbon,25ml vodka 85ml sloe gin orange juice and a pinch of allspice,then add the first 3 ingredients in order into a glass containing ice,then fill the glass with orange juice then add the allspice as you chant "fire of lust and fire of passion,bring me some satisfaction.lust unbridled i desire,bring me now what i require" well i thought i had nothing to loose so armed with a glass and my drink i tried it and guess what ??? that night all i ended up achieving was a hangover the next morning thanks mate.

Well thats because i wasent there,dont need drink 2 have lust you have just got 2 be in the mood,hope you are keeping well,hope that headache has gone,,,Phil

HI PHIL SWEETIE LOL MEAN'T TO SAY MY FRIEND CAME YESTERDAY LOL ITS THE BLONDE THING ,I FORGET MY NAME SOMETIMES, XXJULIAXX LMAO

Hello Julia,so you are blonde bet you have the blue eyes 2 match as well,so have you got the hang 2 do the smileys.
So what have you been upto,anything nice,hope you have been behaving yourself.
I havent been upto a lot the usual things,anyway babes you take carePhil

hi phil not been up to much hun,got drunk last night and thats about it,and yes i got beautiful blue eyes so how are you doing sweetie ? also i got to put the record str8 i am always well behaved !!! well at least in the week i am ,take care and speak to you soon eeemmmm from jane julie jessica jemmima jo justine oh i know its one of them take a pick lol.

Babes you are a diamond,so you name begins with the letter j,think i will settle 4 julie as that sounds sexy.
Hope you and the kids are keeping fine,i keeping ok.
Ive only just started 2 come back on here,was off it 4 a couple of weeks.
So how are them 33inch legs doing,mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Hope 2 hear from you so you all t/c loads of Phil.

hi phil hun how you keeping me and the kids are fine thanks,hope you're behaving yourself lol. julia