h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Im not even going to bloody post. I only watched it to shout at it.

But these last two really did have me on the edge of my seats, as the masters brilliant, and then... what a stupid bloody thing with the psychic thing - He's not the messiah, he's a f****ng time lord!

Oh, and there shouldnt have been that shoe horned in twist. The master should have gone around with the doctor, eventually escaped etc etc rather then having to use the 'get out of jail free' card and having to replace the actor when that guys bloody fab

except when David Tennant leaves, they need a way to get John Simm in as the new Doctor.

I would like to point out that the Master has 'died' at least three times. So he should be more than capable of returning..In fact I think his first incarnation was his last original regeneration.

Think that's bad?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/news/cult/news/drwho/2007/07/04/46831.shtml

"Catherine Tate is set to return to the TARDIS for the complete 13 week run of Series Four of Doctor Who."

Now if only I could go and shoot the big red reset machine, maybe we'd get someone whose acting isn't sub-Eastenders shouting.

*gets ready for 13 weeks of "OI OIM FAHKIN' TAHKIN' TAH YOU! YOU FAHKIN' SLAAAG!"*

See it must be a sign. I rarely check BBC news anymore but today I did...

13 episodes of Catherine Tate. Oh and the christmas special, lets not forget that.

Now off the back of series which has seen the darleks once again shoe horned in (I dont mind them coming back, but rest them for a bit), a duo that simply doesnt work (Billie might not be a fantastic actress, but shes alright, and she suited the role perfectly, even when Tennent came in), and a series which is going to have at least one episode involving the Master just to say 'Hey, im still alive, and im evil.. EVIL!', I dont blame Tennant for wanting to leave.

Lets face it, we dont have a lot of of great British talent thats of a young age but Tennant could be good. No scratch that, he could be legendary. And I think he realises that he should have done films instead.

Catherine Tate though. See shes not like Mitchell and Webb, who did eventually grow on me and I think there funny. Tate though. I have a weird growth on my foot that niggles at me - thats how I'd describe catherine tate. Shes the reason I cant just leave UK gold on all the time.

If Tate's funny then I must have missed a meeting. Last time I checked, stupid catchphrase comedy had been destroyed by the Fast Show, which showed it up for what it was. Now, 5 years on, we're stuck with Little Britain and Catherine Tate, both of which are just aimed at chavs repeating it over and over and buying the t-shirt.

I say we get Joanna Lumley if they need a comic actress, at least she can act!

I say Dawn French. Now that would be amusing.

I say Noel Fielding, dressed as a Russian peasant woman, wailing about pie. Now /that/ is comedy.

See now thats not a bad idea. Dawn French. She can actually act, is actually funny...

Having thought about it, the only person who could have been a worse choice would have been Cilla Black.

Worse? How about some crappy teen pop starlet with a god-awful voice who can't act and inexplicably married an ugly ginger?

Oh, wait... We've had that one already.