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YOU ARE NOT MICHELLE LUSHLIPS AS MICHELLE WAS 31 LAST MONTH AND NOT 32,ALSO SHE WAS KNOW AS LUSHLIPS NOT LUSHLIPS,SO HILARY the-princess-of -hearts I KNOW ITS YOU,SO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS 2 ME AND KEV,I THOUGHT YOU SAID EVERYTHING HAD BEEN SOTRTED OUT,BUT ALL YOU SEEMED 2 DO IS MAKE TROUBLE 4 PPL,YF SENT A MESSAGE 2 LUSHYLIPS DIDNT HE,BUT DID SHE ANSWER HIM NO SHE DIDNT,AND IM SURE IF IT IS MICHELLE SHE WOULD HAD SAID SOMETHIING ABOUT IT,SO HILARY GROW UP,YOU DONT FOOL ME OR KEVIN,ALL YOU AHE DONE IS GONE AND READ THE MESSAGES THAT MICHELLE AND ME HAVE SENT WEEKS AGO,AND CAME ON HERE AND PRETEND THAT YOU ARE HER,WELL AS I SAID MICHELLE IS 31 NOT 32.