h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have had this old looking granny car for it feels like forever now.I havent done anything wrong, I dont make bad grades, I dont smoke or do drugs. Then why do I get stuck with the worst car in the parking lot.
well I have finally UPGRADED...maybe!
I have found the cutest little car, and I actually might get it if I do some investigating on it!
OH MY JEEZ, I'm SO excited, it's so cute, and another good thing about it is that if I decide to go on road trips I can fit my 5 closest friends in it, I have it all planned out. See, I would be driving and becky would be in the passanger seat.Then bonnie, heather, and jennifer would be in the middle of my cute little jeep, and then last but not least there is stacy, who would be in my truck , but she wont sufficate or anything, it's an open trunk.
I would just like to see her stuffed back there it would be hilarious!

well, thanks a lot. i would slobber on your windows. ive upgraded too...

hehe, I think it would be funny.
Thats why they make window cleaner, for people that slobber!
how have you upgraded?

so has heather.

HOW have yall upgraded?

Pah! Well I haven't even got a car!

think how heater has upgraded? shes passing notes!! *squeal* shall we go valley girls on you? i dont drive. er, i drive but i hate it.

AHHHHH!!!!!!YYYAAAA!!! *throws self off of cliff* What is it with america?

i am not passing notes, we IM each other, thats it...
How have you and joe upgraded? a note? IM? phone call? details details...! you were going to tell me friday, but you said nevermind... im dieing here...

what did i do????? er...i have been chosen...

chosen for what?

dont do this to me yall, I cant take it. just tell poor little ole cayle how have yall upgraded!
I love to drive but I have been called a speed demon!

heather is passing notes and i was chosen. you drive like a bat out of hell.

how were you chosen?
I dont drive like a bat out of hell, and if I did...how would you know ANYWAY!!!!!!!!????????

nevermind.

you drive incredibly fast. weve followed you before.

you know how you hate when I do the whole "I know something you dont know thing" well I hate when you do the whole "talking to me thing , and if I dont quite understand what you're talking about the 1st time you think you need to move on and just say nm". JEEZ!

when did yall drive behind me ?

i told you already. we drove home behind you and you left us in your dust after band practice.

Look y'all! What age do you lot get to drive then? Us english people are feeling jealous left on the side of the road

At 15 (in Georgia) you can get your learner's permit which allows you to drive with a licensed adult over the age of 21. At 16 you get your license, and, for 6 months, you can only drive family around but don't have to have a licensed adult with you. At 16.5 you can drive wherever, whenever as long as you follow the state curfew.

THAT'S SO NOT FAIR!

We have to wait until we are 17, then we can START to learn to drive. They are also thinking of changing it to 18.