h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just a note to all who have dared to put me on their friends list

Merry christmas to you all and a happy new year.














Oh yeah

ach! not more snowballs

Think you seen enuff of em aint ya

you're alright. the only thing i like about this time of year is the snow

i loves it

Well you got 40 ton of it to shovel away

Did you make a snow angel

no, but i made some snow-cones want one


you all set for crimbo then? got everything sorted have ya? looking forward to all that time with the family? skint yet? w*rking over crimbo? are they paying you extra? looking forward to new year? where you going and what you doing for that?

and...



still coming to the meet

You dont half know how to interrigate a woman

No not ready for christmas yet gonna do bits today...i hope...yes/no on been skint coz i havent been payed yet...not w*rking over christmas looking forward to the new year awe lans are in the making for that....and the meet dunno yet still thinking bout it

And the yellow snow-cones dont look tempting at all

What bout you then?

oh go on, they got a nice sharp flavour to em


i got everything sorted over the last 2 days only cos i am w*rking now i will be doing crimbo eve nightshift and crimbo day nightshift but i don't mind cos it's £21 an hour and i'm not even christian

going to Mental Bens new years for a party but may leave that earlyish to spend time with a friend of mine who has had some tough luck this year, bless her

other than that, i am praying for snow, i like snow

That aint too bad then is it?

I want it to snow as well, so i can get Cal with it

nah it's bearable. i rarely drink much over crimbo anyway, too busy praying for snow

i want lots of it so i can build a big snow wall and pummel all the little kids that have annoyed me during the year from behind it where they can't get me

and the snowmen can be massive then i can go sledding up the priory. we got a hill called 'Breakneck' there, it's legendary but there is rarely enough snow to fully enjoy it

that's all i want for christmas, the mother of all snow storms

I can't drink, im on tablets

New years i can tho

ahhh poor you

if it makes you feel any better on christmas eve or christmas night, when everyone is drinking or snoozing, i will be here

Awwww bless ya babes...still got a party to go to christmas eve tho...just a bugga that everyone else will be and i wont be...but i will be here christmas day...after annoying my mum n dad for the day

cool, we can see in Boxing day together Man Utd play Everton (the blue half of scouse land)

make sure you pack plenty of for the party..may as well take advantage if you're staying sober

Yep it'll just be me n you on boxing day...unless theres anyone else you wanna bring

I will not be taking advantage of anyone...told ya im a one man women

Plus, it's the usual bunch i go out with...and most are just mates.

yeah, you keep telling me that, but you don't have to take em home with ya do ya


so, have you got speakers on this PC of yours then?
and if so why weren't you listening to me last night

and what d'ya mean 'most are just mates'? so there are some that would get the treatment

I know i keep telling you that

I do have speakers on my pc, just last night was recovering from been in hospital, today still recovering and waiting for em to call me back...might have to go back in today ...but i needed sleep...was really tired and i still am.

and no most are mates mean, theres some i deinatly wouldn't give the mistletoe treatment to and i wouldn't take any home.

well that cleared that up then


luckily for you i am on air again tonight at 2100hr

any requests?

well it all depends on if im home or not but will try and listen to you

Request? dunno really.