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A2474345 HooToo Fish Slapping - A game for conoisseurs. C'mon don't be shy join a team and have your face slapped with a wet haddock. What more could you want?

Ok, so, let me think out the ruley tings....

To beat a team, each player of the same team puts a fish smiley consecutively? without being interupted? like a barrage of fishes?

Does this all take place in one team persons journal entry?

Takes deep breath, sighs.
Right,
1 Sign up.
2 Join a team.
3 Set up a Journal entry for yourself with the word FiST in the title so people know where to put the fish (bad) or smileys (good).
4. Team captains agree what sort of game (timed or all out war) and when to start.
5. Game starts
6. Try and put a fish into each of your opponents FiSTs.
7. Hope that two of your team mates can get in quick with further fish before your opponents team can put a smiley in.
8. 3 fish together by different players in one FiST stops that player playing until s/he is freed by a smiley.
9. If you get single or double fished make sure you tell your team mates but you can carry on playing.
10, If you get triple fished tell your team mates urgently. The other side have scored a point and you are out of the game until you get a smiley.

EASY!

*reads rules*



*reads rules again*

*and again*

Playing is easier an dmore fun than the rules. I promise!

I am having trouble understanding the fish slapping game. Can some one direct me to a thread where it is being played so I can observe?

I've seen your message but I've got to go out - urgently. I'll use this thread to do a bit of a demo, OK.

They let you out?

It's just a euphemism.
Anyway here I am now. Watch this I will be more than one person so don't get confused.

Oh look the game has started I'm going to fish slap someone on the opposite team. What you see below is my poor attempt at showing what would happen on their thread.

===========================
Member 1
Subject: FiST | Post: 1
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This is my thread for the
latest HooToo Fish Slapping
game

Member 1
============================
Member 1
Subject: FiST | Post: 2
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Cop this you swine

Vestboy
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Other Team Member 1
Subject: FiST | Post: 3
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You won't get away with that
Vestie. Me and my mates are
going to get you! Grrrr.

Member 1
============================
Other Team Member 1
Subject: FiST | Post: 4
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Prepare to meet your doom
softie

love and kisses Red Dog
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Other Team Member 1
Subject: FiST | Post: 5
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You don't frighten me. I've
put a fish in your thread -
just you wait till my mates
log on. You've had it.

Member 1
============================
Other Team Member 1
Subject: FiST | Post: 6
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I think you'll find you've
been triple fished Member 1.
You're out and we score a point

Scandrea
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Other Team Member 1
Subject: FiST | Post: 7
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Oh No, I've been triple fished!
I can only watch the game from
now on until one of my team
mates gives me a smiley!

Member 1
============================
Other Team Member 1
Subject: FiST | Post: 8
----------------------------
There you go old chum -
you're back in play. Let's
Fish slap Vestboy!

Member 2
============================
Other Team Member 1
Subject: FiST | Post: 9
----------------------------
At last, I'm free - yes let's
go and fish slap Vestboy!

Member 1
============================


And so on. If his mate had got in before Scandrea's fish he would have cleaned the slate and Scandrea's fish would have counted as fish 1 instead of fish 3. OK?

Vestie

Vesty can you wrie a sitcom please!!!!

Quote of the day!:"Oh No, I've been triple fished!"

If someone ever says something intimidating to me again, tehy'll be warned with :"You don't frighten me. I've
put a fish in your thread "

Followed by flying es too!!!

I don't think you're taking this anywhere seriously enough. We'll never get it past the Olympic committee if you keep messing about.

I'm sorry but...""yes let's
go and fish slap Vestboy!"

*takes out referees book and yellow card*
Footbacon, insolence, that's a free fish slap to Vestboy!
*Phweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
Play on!

"Prepare to meet your doom
softie"

*Reaches for book again*
Oh, fish fingers! I've lost my referee's pencil.
Just think yourself lucky young lady. If I could find my HB your FB would be in my A6!