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U45662 It's me, honestly

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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

No it's not an american film about a british submarine. It's my early number on H2G2. As I was an early bird who forgot his password I've decided to gather together my stuff from my pre existence. You'll be seeing some apparent plagiarism appearing on this site but it's really only me gathering together the stuff from my old site so I can be aware if anyone comments on it.

Not that anyone ever does...

*Sucks thumb and gathers security blanket about self.*


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Baconlefeets

NO!!!! It's not you! Your lying to us! I don't believe, refuse to believe that you are that other alternate personality!!!

Don't you pull one over on me matey!smiley - cross


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

*Holds up mirror*
Look it is me - see for yourself!


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Baconlefeets

smiley - huhThats me! You're not tryin to tell me that you are me now are you?!smiley - cross


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

*checks mirror. Looks puzzled.*
Could we be identical twins separated at birth?


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Baconlefeets

smiley - ermAre you wearing an Fb mask?


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

*slips off Fb mask*
NO! Why would you think such a thing?


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Baconlefeets

Where do you get those from anyway? I'd quite like one...


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

Amazon.com under beauty products.


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Baconlefeets

smiley - sadfaceNot the UK site then?


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

No. It was so popular in the UK they've extended it to the rest of the world and a few other places.


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Baconlefeets

smiley - wowmy face is being sold all over theworld?!smiley - wow...no...wait a minute... are you lying to me again?smiley - cross


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

Would I lie to you? smiley - bigeyes
*polygraph needle makes map of Andes, Alps and Himalayas in quick succession*
Well it was someone with a face.
*Polygraph recreates Mendips, Chilterns and parts of Snowdonia*
Well... it was a... a panda.
*polygraph recreates Norfolk*


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Baconlefeets

smiley - panda? But I don't look anything like a panda!smiley - wah


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

*turns the light off*
You do now.
*bottom lip starts to quiver*


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Baconlefeets

smiley - yikesI do!!!smiley - wah Now i look like a sock puppet and a pandasmiley - cry


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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

smiley - huh How does that work, then? Does it depend which way you're facing?


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Post 18

Baconlefeets

Nah, someones hands just got to be smiley - erm up your arse....smiley - erm


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Vestboy II not playing the Telegram Game at U726319

It's a perception thing. Is it a duck or a rabbit? Can you see the candlestick or the two faces looking at each other.
Sock puppet or Panda - they're often taken for one another.
Why can't you find a sock puppet smiley when you need one smiley - panda


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Post 20

Baconlefeets

They're trying to help the smiley - pandas breed...


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