h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Putting the:
udder into Huddersfield
the din into Edinburgh
the trail into Australia
the Eric into America
the rush into Russia
the spittle into hospital

the spittal into hospital ?

how exactly is it that you're putting these things in?
who put them in, in the first place anyway?

Putting the c**t into Scunthorpe...

I do it with great aplomb... and a vest.
Putting the sting into Hastings
The hurt into Chertsey
the something or other into Penisar Waun (Gwynedd)
the bra into Gibraltar

'poke's the thread to see if its still breathing..

i can hear something.....


















no, its definetly dead, i could just hear my jelly wobbling

*wheels in the machine that goes "ping" and hooks it up to the thread*

my microwave!

It's in a good cause. The thread might be dead, but at least it'll be warm.

but but but

Oh, okay... you can have it back.

thanks

Nearly had to 'gulp' use the oven then!

You're welcome... it just makes it harder to revive the thread.

*pokes thread with a stick*

We could give it cpr?

or just use your microwave instead!

Putting the his into this
the read into thread
the as into has
the if into life
and we have this thread has life.
Listen carefully and you can hear it put the groan into grown up.

I've been to the dentist and no longer have a full set of gnashers.
Do you still have all of your teeth?
Yes, I keep them in a box under the bed

the groan into grown up..good one

i'v been avoding a trip to the ole dentist for a filling since before xmas..must go soon i guess

its a bit late but i have to

PING!

When i was a young un, we couldn't afford t'have a ping, we could only just get a pong