h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Jab,

super plates? and you say im posh? lol super! of course i use plates but i dont remember mentioning them here
what does that smiley mean at the end of your post?

< tickle> - Used it to show I was 'playing' a bit of fun.

tickle? hmmm i see - im considering putting in a request for a smiley lol but somehow despite some good artistic ideas i doubt they'd give me that 1 lol

vampy im sure they will ho how bout a !!!!men!!! smiley

Alex,

want a bet? theres a biker online who has been requesting biker smileys for over a year i think but to no avail..a men smiley? nah no need they already have 2 - & pmsfl

hehe

vamp

yer ann summers, they opened a new shop in my town, u knwo where i be when i say im shoppin now haha

alex

on the dotted line, u dont have to read the rules, its pretty simple, just be sexist n hate the twits lol

jab

no need to be good, u couldnt be if ya tried hehe u can be good at bein bad, thats aceptable lol

only messin love, ere make yaslef at home, clean my kitchen eh? lol

Localised Girl,

hmmm code word : shopping
meaning LG's off to buy more batteries or try out latest model rotffl
'hate the 'twits'? have i spotted a deliberate spelling mistake?
oi i spotted Jab 1st, if hes cleaning anyones kitchen, you can have him when hes done in mine lol

localized gi girl heres my signature



Alexandria

alex

cool, ur in

vamp

hehe i mite get job there, then i can nick the stash lol
twits?? im confuggled now lol

jab

if u do my kitchen 1st n do a good job i'll let u wear me pinny n marigolds, how can u refuse :P

y is it men are dying wen they got a cold

izzat a trick question?

What's a "kitchen?" I've heard women mention that word before.

its a place men should be

**whispers** LG, ahem if you get a job there, do i get a discount on the erm clothes and stuff?

wish i culd work for Ann Summers

Jab,

whats a kitchen? lol i can see up till now youve had an easy life!
as Alex stated its a place where men should be (more often), you'd eventually find the layout of my kitchen easy enough and be able to remember where everything is, being chained up in it pmsl





Jerk,

a trick question? nope not a trick question, men like to be nursed back to health when theyre 'poorly', and milk it!, all through their life, they always want 'mothering', the big babies lol

**whispers to LG, i think we got us a pair of s*xists here, what to do with them? Alex, get the cattle prong out**

Alex,

nooooo you'd of worn all the stock before it was bought! lol and another thing, those other items A.S sells, not that id know but i imagine women wouldnt want them 'tested' beforehand lmfao

ere u think i'd get a refund if the "ahem" accessory didnt do its job in the "ahem" department?
no im not meanin men, pmsl

vamp

hehe sure y not, just rememeber to take it out or u'll be buzzin up n down the street like a flippin bee lol


KITCHENS

u men know what the blimin things r when we yell ya dinners ready, u see that tall thing with a spout? its called a kettle, it makes water hot for ur cuppas, fill with water, switch on n hey presto !!!!

lol

Localised Girl,

just aswell your not on about men or half the population would be demanding a refund! lmao
who? what? where? me? i erm was only thinking about the clothing catologue thingy honest, do they do boots? (damn! hope i havent contradicted that in any previous posts)!
course they know what kitchens are LG but if they act helpless they might get lucky and find a woman who falls for it lol

Speaking of "clothing."

Maybe a days delay, but I've been exploring the house in search of the mthical chamber known as 'kitchen' for the blessed device 'kettle'. I thought you made cuppas in that little telly that goes ping you see in motorway service stations.

Anyway LG "pinny", "marigolds"...

Thought Pinny was somthing to do with a Car designer. As for the other thing who is mari, and whats gold?