h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

localized girl normally 2 inches in those pants

Alex,

2 inches isnt normal, who told you that? no wonder you want rid lmfao

Well its a matter of fact men lie bout size

men lie about a lot of things
i have a good C file collection which proves that haha
besides, they have to lie or we wont delve there at all, n oh my gawd what a dissapointment it is pmsl
woohoo can it dance? ooh it can squeeze in my belly butto
ooh look thats cute etc etc
mwuahahahaha

Men lie about size...

Woman: "Do these clothes make me look fat?"

Bloke: "Nah."

But the truth would be dangerous...

"Not the clothes, you being fat would make you look fat. Why don't you grow-up admit your not a size 10 anymore, and buy the bloody 16's bottoms, and the 14's top that acctually does come close to fitting! Then we can go 'cus the footy starts in another 6 hours!!! An I aint been fed all day, having to pretend sitting around in dress shops is fine with me - it aint, not unless they serve a decent fry-up as that health food sawdust you have, I would'nt let next door's cat cr*p in a try of it."

NOW do you see why we go with "Nah"

jab we will chop off both ur inches if ur not careful

jab

ur sposed to love us no matter what size eh....
besides im happy in me 12's tahnk u very much!! but still have to ask!
now u can work off that footy gut of urs by watchin me NOT cook dinner, u can bloody starve lol

alex

i'll take one u can have the other n vamp can have the b-bags lol

lmfao

didnt think you'd let Jab away with that 1 LG, but now now dont get carried away only words on a screen afterall

**whispers**
LG, rip the out of him

your offering me the b-bags? lol do you think im slow or something? who's to say i havent got him by them already? pmsl


Alex,

your a funny i can never work out from which angle your coming from, as far as im aware though i wouldnt dream of speaking for Jab, i think hes quite happy with his bits where they are, not every bloke wants to have 'it' chopped off


Jab,

you alright there pal? was just saying somewhere how LG ought not to take everything so seriously or something like that lol

*cough* yes

yeah?
problem?

Bite me.

Jab,

are you volunteering to donate ? lol

Nice earings BTW.

vamp

u should know me better, take it personally my butt!!!
lol

n jab that not big butt to u lol

oh my, im so tired, im orf to bed

catch ya wit tomoz, oops later today xx

Jab,

who said anything about earning it? its usually given freely by genorous donors

Localised Girl,

oh yeah i know but i was trying not to discriminate by taking the out of all of you

you big butt? lmao twiggy more like

by the way, thanks for call late last night, i was late today!, a certain person was not impressed naturally i blamed you lol

catch you later the, take care

anyone else getting sick of McDonalds new little ditty?

I'm most definetly NOT lovin it

***gives McDonalds the finger***

vamp

hehe yer always sum1 else to blame eh? i dont recall wakin u up lol
n u take the BLEEP??? never (insert lyin me butt of smily ere)

jerky (beef)

no one forces u to go in n order that supersize big mac meal lol

Jerk,

i dont watch many commercials, and i havent been in McDonalds in years..their meat when its cooking has a very unnatural smell and i dont agree with fat cats getting rich on developing countrys..Mr.McDonalds no hes a fat !

whilst your there giving McDonalds the finger perhaps you could turn your attention to Blair and Bush, another set of smarmy 2 faced lying

another day another comment in h2g2 lol which someone will no doubt investigate, can we get this post yikesed go on go on go on we havent got her in almost a week now

**hmmm slowly raises the finger while nobodys looking**

Localised Girl,

yep thats right well why not LG you have to take the round here, the funniest thing is those that im really taking the out of are too thick to see it lmfao@them cough W/M/D/I/M/N/M/J