h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, I know of it. The fact that you said it was enough to put me in loops.

Oh but you must be missing so much of that song if you haven't experienced British lager louts.

British lager louts?

The stereotype in the songs. Especially with the uninsured Vauxhall Nova...

Wow, you listen to too much of the stuff. And why in the world are you so nutty today?

I think I've gotten high on music. I feel like dancing around and hugging people.

Did you have a really crappy first half of the month?

History coursework = proper university style nastiness = stress. Handed that in on Monday. Does that explain things?

Yes. Basically the same thing everyone is doing. Curious month, March.

Teehee, today I'm a mad March hare.

*tittertitter* Goof.

You loved it .

Of course, but I wish everyone would stop being so terribly happy. I was the only one who is supposed to be happy!

Well maybe that could be arranged. Would you prefer to be an armchair pyschiatrist or to gloat?

Psychiatrists gloat. Trust me, they gloat. A lot.

Ah well I've always managed to avoid them myself somehow.

I expect they're not meant to gloat.

I would never see one by choice. I hate it when people have to pretend that they care.

There are people who genuinely care, don't forget that. Not that I would ever go to a psychiatrist, though. I'm too proud for that.

Me too, despite the best efforts of my school. I don't no stinkin' anger management councillor and I'll tear the throat out of anyone who says different. Kapeish?

Correction: I don't need no...