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I am now offficialy frustrated, it has been over a week since i have been able to use my lap top on line at home.
Keep getting a SAM Lifeguard warning and being told that my browser settings are wrong.

Trouble seems to be related to Broadband, has any one else had a similar prob'
My other Pavillion works fine, this worked ok on BB till last week.

Has made serious impact on my evenings, am having to watch TV no chance of getting the younger child of her PC or getting into her room
Anyway havent had my jabs updated for a few year, dont know what I'd pick up.

My kind Helpdesk for are trying at this very moment (yet again) to get things sorted, so lets be patient and wait and see.

hi there jak so how av u been babe of

Busy

Thanks for the personal babe
Hope it hasnt changed




Jak

Hi, Jak! (Pauses and waits to be overrun by overenthusiastic American airport guards)

Tefkat asked me to drop by to see if I could figure out what was going on with your laptop. Do you still need any help getting it going?

My first suggestion is a simple one: Temporarily uninstall Lifeguard. If it's the program I'm thinking of, it acts as a proxy between you and the web, saving session data so you can get back to the same place if your laptop battery fails or your connection drops... By uninstalling it, you should restore the settings to the way they were when you first set the browser up. If you can connect after that, reinstall Lifeguard and all should be well. If you can't connect, at least you are likely to get a more informative error message.

Good luck, and let me know how it goes.

That was a bad one Peet.

Ooooooh. Maybe he'll be able to get it up tonight.

Thanks for offer,
Are u the same Peet with a thing for Willow wheres my

Sorry just got distracted.

Better let my help desk sort it out, they dont take to kindly to interference.



Jak

Fnar, fnar...

Mmmmmmmmmmm Willllllowwwww

Obviously

Can we work out a rota

I've always found help desks to be totally useless. Normally end up fiddling and working it out myself with voodoo programming (Or ending up in such a mess that Peet has to spend his nights sorting me out. Peet. )

If they haven't sorted it out by now don't you think they've forgotten you? Why not ring them and use the "Do you think this might help?" strategy. Work them round to where they think it's their idea. (Or is that summat only wimmin can do? )

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Willllllowwwwwwwwwwwww.

Can I join your rota?

kathy of the

Help desk provided by Bosees , must keep them sweet.

How blond Do U think I am, have rung them every day.

Promises Promises Damned Lies

PLeeeeeeese

Jak

If you were a woman you'd have learnt how to wheedle by now