h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Have jush spent a happy lunch hour with pencil in hand.
(2/2)+(8*5)+(6/6)
Has anyone else had success with this?
Or rather with theirs?

How do you spend your odd moments, do you have any obsessive characteristics?

I find that counting numbers, finding root relationships and cumalitive totals a way of keeping occupied in otherwise non stimulating situations.
It is probably a form of daydreaming but without the imagination.

A classic situation as a child would have been juggling the hymn numbers during school/church services.
A good way of looking interested and avoiding anger from above.

So, what idiosyncasies do you have or are prepared to own up to?

Mental arithmetic's one of mine.
It's not as bad as biting the skin off the fingers, but still pretty
And making lists (mentally).

Nothing to beat a good list

As the duke of Wellington was noted to say, the secret of military success is logistics, every situation broken doen to the smallest detail.

What is the meaning of your life
A number will not suffice.

Jak

Nothing to beat a good list

As the Duke of Wellington was noted to say, the secret of military success is logistics, every situation broken down to the smallest detail.

What is the meaning of your life
A number will not suffice.

Jak

Sheer hedonism, definitely.

An ye harm none...

Heres 2 the Dolce Vita &



Jak

I'm trying to keep off the . Got any low-fat ?

Stuff the fat and CH02 content,
Eat work off the excess with .........

But if U insist share the between us
? does that make it half fat.

Jak

PHOSPHATIDYLETHANOLAMINE N-METHYLTRANSFERASE?

I'd be happy to share your .

not what one expects on Ur return from lunch.

Where did you dig that beut' from
Or have you got 24 monkeys randomly typing at a keyboard

Bigest question ever

Are u into microbiology in a big way, working on Stager's Gnome Project
OR
Do U have a serious Liver condition.

Anyway back to reality ( i prefere this reality )

Life in my Office still dull, wish I could be ladling out the cream
Am duty Officer yet again am sure no one knows were here, that is until 5.00 and I'm trying to shut everything down for the night...

Have a Purrrfectly good afternoon


Jak

I've been on the phone almost continuously for the last three hours. Missed a sunny afternoon . (Gotta get some naked sunbathing in while I still can - there'll be neighbours at the new place)

There aren't quite 24 of me but my typing IS rather random

Er... No

and, no.

(I just put CHO2 into my Google bar)

What does a Cheshire Homes duty officer do?

cream

I gather you like and .
Ever tried spreading one on the other?

I'll try everythin or should that be anything Twice.

Am desperatly trying to shut up shop for the night but



keeps rubbing me up and distracting me.

Cheshire Home ? Carbohydrate my pet

Must Must go

find some Cream and satiate youself



Jak

* jumps onto Jak's lap and rubs top of head against his chin*

I have a large badge that says "One should try everything once, except incest and folk dancing". Trouble is I've tried those too. Where does that leave me?

I thought that's what "Cheshire " meant? Wrong again!

Yes, carbohydrate, I know - do I look blonde?

Not possible - I could never have enough cream. I'd bathe in it if I could. (Beats baked beans hands down)

Have a nice night.