h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

skin skin
it's a wonderful thing
keeps the outside out
and the inside in

There can be the occasional hole in the skin which lets the insides out

There can be the occasional hole in the skin which lets the insides out

there can be an occasional message that's repeated twice

there's the occasional message that's posted twice

sorry (only teasing)

The joys of being a digibox user and having daja vu as a pal

if only that message had come thru twice

we'd be laughing all the way to a funny anecdote

The joys of being a digibox user and having deja vu as a pal

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Oh but it did come out twice

said the actress to the bishop

er . . .

sorry, i just meant the last line of your previous message ccould be taken in a rude way

Oh-er

hee heee

let's play play politically correct dressing up

i'll be a and you can be a

Oh I say a a chance for me to be clever .

POSH VOICE: OH I SAY U LOOK VERY FETCHING IN YOUR

DO I LOOK NICE AS A BLACK STOCKING

Well I say my dear you look ravishing in that short dress and black stockings .

do i have a vpl?

u look absolutely dashing darling

Hmmmm lets take a look my dear, this may require a further examination...hmmm I do believe that no vpl is visiable...come to look at it...not much lingurie is visiable

well I say, I do try to keep myself in such perfect condition