h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well today IS WAFFLING day well its killing time which sounds a strange concept.First how would one be charge and what kind of sentence.Life in prison on 101 year sentence with someone who wants you to be his very best buddy and you will live all of those years or community service in a clock factory.Marking time in one of those endless queues at banks.I guess thats what purgatory will be thousands of queues and when you get to the end there ones of theses telephone sales reps putting you on hold till they found right department lising to endless muzack.Hell even worse you stuck an endless call of Jehovah Wittness.s,Mormons and lost taxi drivers looking for raods that don't exist and the Readers Digest telling you that your on the short list for a massive win but you must enter a competition with usless free prizes they got from bankrupt stock sales of strange plastic objects that no ones know what to do with.