h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well to today is my day off from my work which means I have list as long as my arm to do,one is to go to my local library to collect a Book on Emma Hamilton Lord Nelson,s bit of stuff.It's part of my research into my family history according to my dad we are related to Emma Hamilton.directly through her from one of her children I know she had two but which one??.
Before I got to this I checked my e-mail which included a Microsoft Survey asking me allsorts of questions I always make up the replies because your not really face to face with the questioner so why tell the truth you can't guage their response.(my spelling is bad so if I make a mistake though luck).
As write this I'm listening to Planet Rock on digital tv 861 I found that music definately soothes the savage soul,especially when they have Eric Clapton on or some real mellow stuff.Its better listening to my local station Horizon which I'm sure only has 8 records.Which reminds me of true story I was on holiday in Rome it was my first time abroad.The hotel we stayed in Ostia had a disco with only 8 records honest.
In my company we have what they called an OFI(Oppotunity For Improvement) where we submit good ideas that help our job "Cheaper better simpler" to quote the blurb So why dosen't the government have one or if God is listening have one for creating new life or improving existing life.At work it's rated as1:Do it which means it needs no approval,2:Pass it if its to techincal pass it own to someone who knows,3:,,RAT it(RAT stands for Rapid Action Team)where we us a problem solving tool kit which consisits of PSTB(PROBLEM SOLVING TEAM BUILDING) The 5 whys(Apparently in you ask a question 5 times you get an answer) and Root cause analysis using a fishbone techinque if I had a scanner I'd put it on display,3:Finally we have no action either because it to expensive or its already in place.So if anybody read this bit lets have your ideas.