h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well this holiday in Wales seems to be going from bad to worse. Ended up in a little town called Aberearon, its a wee town on the west of Wales stuck inbetween Cardigan and Aberystwyth, and as I arrived there with my Rucksack and my bag of food, last night it was rolls, turkey slices, potato salad, plus a big bag of doritos, and some wine gums, all washed down with a couple of roll ups and some lemonade. I stuck my tent up in some Holiday park, and snuggled in for the night. Then the rain fell. And it fell harder than any night before. Now this was the first real test of my tent being waterproof, and it failed miserably. I was mopping up with bits of newspapers, towels, going slightly mad, then I just gave up, and forced myself to go to sleep and I would survey the damage in the morning. Well let me tell you ladies and gentlefrogs, I was floating, the sleeping bag soaked, my breakfast destroyed(yup you guessed it, turkey and potato salad rolls). I got up squelching my way tot he toilets, trying to dry everything out. Then I tried hitchhiking to where I am now, and ended up waiting 3 hours for a lift. But now Im here, ive just checked my mail (got none) and just checked my bank account(im not even gonna go there). So mabey its time to go back home. Or Spain.