h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Coast's clear now. Right, where was I? Oh yeah...I was gonna say I felt bad cos it was only a quickie but on reflection that was actually kinda nice. Last time we were there for an hour and a half, I had grazed knees and elbows and as for the sand...I was still finding it 5 days later! Hmmm...the things we do after alcohol I went backwards through the glass shower cubicle door in my house on Saturday night because of that stuff, it wasn't my fault though! My mum left a big stereo in the middle of the bathroom floor and whilst trying to avoid falling over that I ended up sitting on my backside under the (thankfully intact) shower door which I'd knocked off the hinges. Got a lovely bruise over most of one upper arm. That arm doesn't have a very good time of it: I passed out a couple of months ago and that was the arm I fell on. It went bright turquoise!! I mean, TURQUOISE for goodness sake!