h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why is it my daughter has to be pain in the (insert suitable body part here) first thing in the morning on the only day this week that I woke up feeling more tired than when I went to bed???

It's just not fair!

All I want is tea, a cigarette and to go to work in the usual semi-concious state. I'm good at that, I am not good at coping with, "I want a drink", "I don't want it in that cup", "I want to watch CBeebies", "Why isn't Bob the Builder on?" screamed at me by a whining 4 year old.

Now, don't get me wrong. Most of the time I really enjoy any time my daughter and I spend together. Since I work full-time I try to make the most of the short times in the morning and evenings - and weekends are party time! (good clean PG rated fun only!) But today, why did she have to do my head in today?????

Just wait til you've got a TEENAGED 4 year old! I've been up since 6.45 trying to get my 2 Kevins out of their pits. So far I've had several (verbal) grunts and a "Not Yet" to the question "Are U awake Yet?" I just LOVE mornings with under 18s... not

It has to be said, normally she's a very good child and I don't often complain about her. This morning, however, she decided to be demon spawn, and I just couldn't handle it

However, the day marches ever onwards, and so far it is getting better and better - so no room for complaints anymore

I'm glad SOMEONES day is getting better! Go to my page and have a swift whizz thru my journal entry if you've time and stomach for it, would you? An outsiders view would be very welcome. Ta