h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I must confess that I am a little late in the game when it comes to drugs and alcohol. (I am 24) I have only within the past month begun drinking, mostly "MGD" beer and "Tullamore Dew" Irish Whiskey. However, the whiskey it turns out I am allergic to for it caused my tongue to break out in white splotches and begin a numb/burnt feeling. So I stopped drinking the whiskey, which let me walk a half step behind myself as all good whiskey should, and am sticking with the beer for now. This previous Friday, today being Monday, I tried pot for the first time. (GASP! and all that) Well, maybe not so much gasp for most ppl, but definitely Gasp for me, I'm such a good boy. Snort. Anyway, as for pot. No allergic reaction, but a reaction nonetheless. I'm pretty sure that I'm not the only one that has an inner monologue of myself, or what I think I sound like, in my own head. For others I would hope it would be their own self they heard. Anyway, my own monologue began ranting incesently, then began interupting and having a conversation with itself. My monologue, which only every now and then would take on double levels, seemed to take on about four, with me presiding on some level, though I'm not sure which. It's very disconcerting to say the least. Of course at the same time I'm aware that I'm grinning like the Cheshire cat, feeling in general like I'm inside my own skin. Way inside. And feeling airconditioning in an all new way. Yet all normal actions still take care of themselves. For a while I thought about subconscious and conscious levels of thoughts, if they had filp-flopped, but after about ten seconds or so I crawled into bed and went to sleep, hoping that I could sleep it off. Eventually I did. I didn't like it. I don't like being disconcerted. I definitely won't be doing that again. I think I'll stick to beer and whiskey, if I can find some I can drink.