h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Come now! The hurt cannot be much!* *Look for me tomorrow and you should find me a grave man*....

Its that yearly time again when i realise that apart from hitchhiker, there is nothing i love more than shakespeare... speshly that bit up there... I dont know what it is, but if i read any of his stuff or any of DNA's stuff, i feel so much better. Like im not in the world. The same feeling i get when i listen to music or play it. I can curl up on a sofa in my head and live a differnt life. I am someone lese. I am... free from all my worries... free from this pain again... what am i going to do

Live...

Love and Hugs...

Last at least until the summer when I'll come be nice to you.

and live as stealth says.....just live

life feels over rated right now

It's got great things in it my love!
It's got strawberries, and icecream, and chocolate, and spring mornings, and sun sets, and kisses, and beaches, and music, and art, and fresh grass, and chips with cheese, and taste, and smell, and Yasmin, and cats, and smiles, and beautiful eyes, and laughter, and...so many things!

I wish I could explain to you how much life can mean! I want to take you places and show you things that you wouldn't normally notice...

I notice stuff....

like that the closest thing i know is having a cat lick your finger. its closer than a relationship.

like my best friend is in a dead end realtionship and is being so hurt i want o hit his girlfriend.

like 13 people all reading hary potter in the common room, all within 3 pages of each other.

like when im in my bedroom with the lights off and its totally dark i can convince myself that im no bigger than my thumb

like the lyrics to the Ben Folds track 'Not the Same' is about Jesus and not birds.

Like its impossible to set shakespeare's sonnets to music.

like the scars on my body make up patterns that i can see shapes in.

like i can disappear into he back ground for months and learn stuff about people that no one else knows.

I see stuff. I find it interesting. But why's it important.

because it's what makes up people's lives! everything is an integeral part of the world around you.
If the things that you are noticing weren't there, then there would be nothing.
I can't explain it very well without talking to you properly or actually being there.
It's like...the things might not seem important at the time, but in the grand scheme they all go together to form something. In example: I took apart this clock a bit ago. I put it back together but had one very small piece left over. I couldn't find out where it went and I thought it wouldn't matter because it was so small. I then found that the clockw ouldn't work without this one small piece that had seemed so insignificant.

I notice that:

one of my wrists is smaller than the other but it's not obvious

your glasses are similar to mine but we have differently shaped faces

cola has nothin but energy in

there is no dot after the Dr on Dr Peppers

there's a tiny spider building an intricate web near me but someone will brush through it without realising

that love can be hurtful and stupid but people bounce if they allow it

that i can join up a set of freckles on my neck to make a perfect staight line

They are all small things but are part of the world!

i have straight line freckles too!...

i notice that my tumi is still hard and swollen... grr.

i notice that my boy has totally ignored me on his faceparty... grrrr.

i notice that there are 4 types of peps in my year... snobs, princesses, swotty peps and peps i love...

I notice that

you are sweet

I have a new spot on my forehead

I have a funny that makes people feel melty if they are that way about me

I notice that the people I like are more than the people I hate

there are more colours in the world then I can think of

that feeling when you know you've done something right

I have a freckle somewhere nobody else has noticed yet....

everyone has something they love....even if it's just a bear or a concept or you.

i notice that

the people i love have all taught me something fundamentally important about me

kittens lose there innocence when they become cats.

im unhappy

yasmin is making an effort ot ceer me up and i respect and appreciate that... thank you

But it's not working!!!!!

What is a person to do?

What if I come and tickle you and read poems to you?

btw....kittens were never innocent...it's all a conspiracy

What if I teach you something fundementally important about yourself?

Try and teach me.

Kittens are innocnet. I have a theory on death regards that... too long to post it right now. But... grrrrr!

I dont like makes me violent...

Yipes! Okay then.....I wont tickle you....Im not ticklish anywhere oddly enough....well wait I am kinda but it takes some finding.

I'll teach you something about yourself but it'll take me some time and will have to wait for summer.

Death likes cats and keeps pet ones they are all lovely and he doesn't like people who die and hate cats.

Weeeell will it cheer you up to know that I was bouncing on my bed in a baggy tshirt and pair of very unflattering socks last night trying to touch the ceiling whilst giggling?
OR
what about the fact that my bedroom has finally been tidied!?

Good. Dont tickle me... it'd be nasty.

Can anyone else teach me something about me? Or can i give the world any enlightenm,ent on anything. me wants to help.

Death doesnt like me, ive failed enough times with that little one, alas. But hey maybe it just is trying to tell me to stoptrying?

Nope - that doesnt really cher me up, but would it cheer you to know that on count, 67 peps have noticed ive had my hair cut.

Kitten kisses xxxx

Well i think that's impressive personally! I mean....five people have noticed my hair! FIVE!
I take it you've had it changed a lot then?

Someone else cheer her up....I'm useless.

Well, its got a side parting now so yeah - quite different....

I am cheered... just not very. Sorry im an impossible cause x

Not impossible just difficult.
I dont think even you would have been able to resist the giggles of children when i told them
"Meine Freundin Gene hat grosse Bruste als mir"
We were doing the body

Could you e mail me a pic then Gene?

You make other happy hun, try to take some solace in that...

Hi GeNeViEvE

Here u go me got a bear 4 u Have replied 2 ya message

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Aha! Skill!