h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So is one reading other peoples messages again? well i have just been writing another mini epic (read it if you have a spare 1/2 hour) i ought to start selling these i think. I wont go on to mention about what i was thinking of putting about you being around the bottom hee hee .

Right then you get yourself to bed then afterall you need more beauty sleep than i (oh i can feel your blood boiling again, ranting you cheeky , hey come on there could be children present hee hee). No you get yourself a decent nights kip if thats possible. as always .xxx

hey i dont read other peoples messages un like someone lol
so wheres this mini epic you wrote then cos one can not see it,and what ya mean bout me being at the bottom hey?????? lol


i need beauty sleep more than you do i you cheeky now you made me parra you whats wrong with me then u <bleep. now you know im lovely realy you blinking you waite your gonna pay for that one hahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahaahha

OI dont you answer yuour phone any more?? you lot still comiong out tonight or what i need to know??

I can imagine all of your reactions whilst typing that last message madam, sitting there banging on your keyboard and cussing like a good un hee hee. As for not anwsering my phone, whoops the line was out of the wall, give another go and it might just work. Not reading other peoples messages hey, well i think that something you mentioned last night told me, you had been snooping again - ooooh you naughty woman. Amazingly though i was only just talking about you in another of my messages, ooooh but which one?
as always .xxx

yeh you should imagine with all those 's too
yeh i just snooped at your messages to see why your talking about me and to whom. good job u wasnt slatteing me well sort of lol

i wasnt snooping at any ones messagesd last night what did i say? i was doing something but not snooping thats what you do lol

Phone u soon just doing m something to eat call you after ok?? xxxx

As if i could slate you, now you know it wouldn't happen. playing damned boy bands down the phone line to me.
So are we all set for going out tonight, i just need to confirm with the first. What's that you dont know your elbow from your , no i was thinking knee, you naughty person you. Now now stop that swearing. as always .xxx