h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die"


Mr. Mackey "South Park" Character...



Bravo...



(recieves slap from every woman in my house... that would be four... mum, sam, kate and.... my "brother" Adam)





Serj

Never give them access to your credit cards

Lol... don't have one... problem avoided...



(I'm watching South Park the Movie so I'll most likely quote from it now and then)



"Satan your a** is red and gigantic, who do you think I could be f*****g... Liza Minelli??"


Lmao...






Serj

Its a top film

It certainly is...



"Blame Canada, blame Canada!"


Lmao...



Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy...





Films I'm looking forward to seeing...



Cypher
Underworld
Jeepers Creepers 2
LOTR 2 & 3
The Matrix Revolutions
Tomb Raider 2
Scary Movie 3 (yes it's being made I've seen the trailer)


There are others, but can't remember them off the top of my head... and I don't even know why I've written this, lmao...





Serj

saten and sadam

why you always the man

"I love you Satan"



"I'm super, thanks for asking!!!... everything is super when you're-- don't you think that I look cute in this hat"



Lmao...




Why you always the man???? me no understand...





Serj

I dont think you have got that far yet sadam says it to saiten

cos your my

something along them lines not seen it for ages

scarymovie 3

like to see that jeepers creepers 2 as well

Lmao...




Yep... Scary Movie 3... looks very good...


I'm not too sure about Jeepers Creepers 2... I've read reviews and most s**g it off... but hey... what do they know, lol...




Serj

But they have a different to every one els on a film just becouse they dont like it not to say that you won`t

Soz about that... needed to pee...



Yeah tell me about it... I actually WATCH the film first, before judging it...



Whoops... I'm up past my bedtime now... lol... nah I need to b up early in the morning...


So I'll chat with you soon yeah...


Night-night...




Serj

Yeh im going myself mate

that was mate

Good afternoon good sir... what tipple might you fancy partaking of on this almost heavenly day??


Might you sip unto the of the Gods?? of play with a fine of the ladies...



Anyway... howz you???...





Serj

Hi Serj

okaaaayyyyyy



lynsey

Please mate

Im driveing later

Im good mate how are you

Hi Lynsey... howz you???... id ou like my Garrisons philosophy on women... not mr MACKEY... doh... me stupid, lol...





Intern... it is...

I'm good mate... just came on-line ten minutes ago so I'm catching up with backlog...


Howz you??...







Serj

Serj

I dont know the name of the character, but he says "oookkkkaaaayyy" alot & his head once floated off like a baloon

Hey, do you like Beavis & Butthead too??



lynsey

Lynsey... lol... I was calling myself stupid... because I got the character wrong... the characters name I put was mr. Mackey and I should of put mr. Garrison...


Mr. Mackey is the one who sams m-kay and he floated off yeah, lol...


I don't like the programme but the film was good...




Serj

They fix cartman to a 100 vaults to stop him swareing

Im good mate

Big Floppy Donkey arrrgghhh that hurt God-dammit arrrgghh...


Lmao... great film...




What're you upto today mate???...



I was supposed to be getting my hair cut, but I'm laid up with a kidney infection for a few days ...






Serj