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My dog just pi**ed on the doorstep!
SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Started conversation Jun 7, 2003
The other night my dog was let out into the garden by the floodlight that lets him see where he's going didn't come on... 2 seconds after I'd opened the door and he went out I heard a loud crash and my dog yelped and came charging back into the house and under my mums bed... he was scared sh**less... he had smashed into the metal rubbish bin in the backgarden... and now it's got a dent in it... (the bin I mean)
So today I let him out and (not cruely) locked the door behind him (to get him use to going back out in the garden)... when I opened the door he came running in and again went under my mums bed... only... when I looked out in the garden I noticed something wet on the floor... it turned out...
MY DOG PI**ED ON THE DAMN DOORSTEP!...
What a muppet... glad I didn't have to clean it up (heeheehee)
Serj
My dog just pi**ed on the doorstep!
Andy Posted Jun 7, 2003
Is he your guard dog then 
our dog was the same run up to some one barkin then turn and
like the clappers
My dog just pi**ed on the doorstep!
SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Jun 7, 2003
All dogs (except trained ones) are big pu**ies... they should've been cats or something... at least they'd be a little more vicious...
All my dog guards is his food...
A new born puppy was brought into my house the other month and my dog is at least 8 times bigger than my dog and he tried to sniff the puppy but every time he got closer the puppy tried to brush him away with his paw... my dog ran to my mum looking for protection... then... he went and did it again... and again... they never learn, lmao...
Serj
My dog just pi**ed on the doorstep!
Andy Posted Jun 7, 2003
Yeh they should
On the other hand i know some one who has a rockwiler visous thing ever walked the face of the earth
The reason it was teased as a pupy by kid`sand it has totaly lost the plot and hates every thing that move`s
It has got a vendeter against me i have done nothing to it at all
but it slaver`s at the very site of me
Probably see`s a big tin of pedigree chum when it see`s me
My dog just pi**ed on the doorstep!
SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) Posted Jun 7, 2003
I can't stand Rotweillers... like you say they slobber all over you etc are they bite you...
Serj
My dog just pi**ed on the doorstep!
Andy Posted Jun 7, 2003
Ooo this don`t just want to bite me want`s to rip me a new
Well i think you can guess
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My dog just pi**ed on the doorstep!
- 1: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Jun 7, 2003)
- 2: Andy (Jun 7, 2003)
- 3: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Jun 7, 2003)
- 4: Andy (Jun 7, 2003)
- 5: SerjTankian... Freelance Assassin for higher... (not hire) (Jun 7, 2003)
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