h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* A SILLY POEM ABOUT PUPPIES *
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Dont smell crotches,
Dont eat plants,

DOnt steal food or underpants,
Dont eat my socks,
Dont grab my hair,

Dont rip the stuffing from that chair,
Dont eat those pease,
Dont touch that bush,
Dont chew my shoes,
What is that mush,

Eat your cookie,
Drink your drink,
Outa the toilet,
Outa the sink!!

AWAY FROM THAT CAT BOX,
Its for the cat!!

(AND MUST YOU KISS ME AFTER THAT??)

YEs raising a puppy is not for the lazy!!

Though puppies are funny,
They're also quite crazy,

BUT dont despair,
Though its toil and striff,
After 3 years your get back your life!!
So lets go for walks,
You can do your thing!!

(AND PERHAPS I'LL GET BACK MY GOOD DIAMOND RING!!)

i didnt know you knew Tess! lmao

yeah 2 right it was a bloody poem hey thanks 4 that tho ,,,ere you 2 got the on,,

neil...

oopppsss i was bored and forgot everyone on my list will get a copy of it too lmao well hope it gave u both a giggle n e way lol

only what you have told me about tess

Neil footie dont b so stoopid lmao ive got music chanel on still trying to master this weeks music quize lmao

the !

OI!!!!!!! watch your young lady,,,wheres on about now,,,and all you can think of is ya tut tut tut ,,, ere you never see me talkin about music do ya ohhhh no,,just go with the flow me,,.. whens the quiz then,,remind me not t be around,,unless its a 60s,,..

Tess - a
rude,
smelly,
irritating (no more down right annoying! lol)
chews your boots/clothes,
yaps constantly!
eats small cute fluffy animals!
possesive of your time,
jealous when you stop and talk to friends!,
chases if they dont turn and chase her back (lmfao stupid ),
attacks visitors including the postman (though i dont always see that as a problem)
never does as shes told!,
bad timekeeper,
useless really but if i didnt her who would? pmsl

ohhhh hiya nice t see you again ..(as if),,... owell best shoot off b4 you start actin all on me again,,i cant cope with all your its all to full on t me,,..

elvis night tomorrow night in the Folders,you babysit and its all there for the taking pmsl
wont be late home lmfao

awol......b@ll@x lmao

AWOL hahhaha i rather talk that any day of the week the music quize u have to end of week to put ur answers in intern usually does it weekly but cos he was away the dandy man has done it and hes mixed the yrs so go have a go at this weeks i dare ya lmao ur probally do better than me lmao



VAMPNESS well i think my stoopid poem sounds to be all about your dog but the post mane shes been trained well there in nora how you been training her

im off for a bit both time for my barth im running l8 so catch u l8as take care

Angel

now now no need t be like that is thi,,i might tell the what youve been doin ,,,watch your then i wont tell her uve been ....oopssssss hope she dunt see it,,lmfbo,,
wheres that

yeah night night takecare ...

where av ya gone now u 3 ???...lol...

thiv gone t told me thi where gunna take the out 4 a wee wee,,,mmmmmmm the n dont av ne the billy's think thiv been on the strong stuff again shunt mix their drinks with owt they'll be and c in now ..WOMEN

u mean they av bin on the
????....jammy's....i wonder if they gonna be

i never trained her the untrainable unless you offer her etc!
night Midnight, speak to you later take care
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Awol
off im not on the only drink i have is ! change that tomorrow night though hope i dont act the lol
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Boriyani
i heard you come in but suddenly got called away no talk tonight or ill ram that down your throat ok now you two have a stop lurking and give me some peace

hey awol biriani me been drinking dont be silly i dont do things like that hic hic walks off holding ooppss nearly fell then lol see im not

how the did i get into this convo

whats with the guardian angel bit ?? not been round for a while lol

oh no not the tart one gawd do i have to explain to u too i aplied to be a G/A and got accepted ner ner lol

Angel