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Whats wrong?
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Oh nothing important, just a lil but upset today

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c'mon... talk to your bro
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Don't wanna talk about it really, soz!
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Alright then!...this time last year my best mate died in a road accident I've always blamed myself for it, and today marks the 5th anniversary of my beloved grandads death, I loved them both so much and really miss them . Pathetic I know but pah

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Sunday was the 1st Aniversarry of my two mates dying of heroin overdoses, and today is the 1st Aniversarry of me asking Louise out, and her saying yes....

We're both kinda f**ked, eh?

Love you sis
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Next tuesday will be the 2nd anniversary of my other best mate who died of lung cancer (smoked) but she also had a drug addiction (she was only 18)

Awww I'm sorry to hear that .
Nah just sad not f**ked, I am proud to say I don't smoke or do drugs ect...so I ain't that f**ked!

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I wish i was there to comfort ya....
I know how you feel sis

I wish i never smoked... i hate it
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You are here, in me heart! lol .

Awwwww I wish I was there to kick your butt everytime you had a smoke craving .
You know what deters me from smoking, not because its a foul habit and that I have lost many a loved one from it. But because I tried it once...smoked the wrong end of the cigarette, burnt me lips and inhaled hot ash (which sticks to the throat!)...not a nice experience! lmao!

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Im gonna get someone to do that actually....
Kick my ass everytime i go to have a fag...
It might work lol


God...
that musta sucked like lol
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Aye that could be me...and for the right deal I would be honoured to follow your ass around all day! lol

Yes it sucked...quite literally actually...I sorta sucked on it, which I'm asuming is not the proper way to do it! lol

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Well come up, and i'll pay ya £6.50 an hour to follow me around and kick my ass when i wanna fag lol

LMAO
I actually wish i had seen that
LMAO

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Oi I don't want your money...hint hint wink wink! lmao.

Oi ...you mean you would like to see be coughing and choking while on all fours?! I'd do that for you anyday hun...maybe not the coughing and choking bit...well maybe if I had summat nice to choke on! lmao

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LMAO

Now its you thats coming onto me?

What is it with you and your mates....
Youre all deranged if you fancy me lmao
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I know I know and I apologise. It just popped into my deranged lil head and I thought it was so great that I just had to say it like. I know I'm not Shelly or any other of those nutters but hey a girl needs to do a bit of flirting. lol
Its 2:30 I'm lonely...need a guy and oh look you're the only one about...lucky you eh?! lmao.


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Oh, ok then lol
When all else fails, flirt with your twin brother lol

I gotta be honest though sis...
I dont feel much like flirting today. Im extremely depressed about not being Louise's bf on this day.
Once upon a time, i was convinced me and Louise would be celebrating a year together today.
I guess i still love her like i did back then

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Ewwww! I ain't flirting that would be a form of incest...too much of that going on in the family as it is....a-hem...anyways! lol.

Bryan?! Fair enough say you true feelings but not with Kirsty here it ain't good for the girl!
You really still like her huh?!

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What?
What incest is going on? lol

I know sis, i know...
But i dont really think Kirsty wants to be with me anyway....
I know she loves me... but im not sure she wants to be with me cause we aint gonna be meetin any time soon.
Its pretty obvious her heart aint fully in it...
When i asked her out, her reply was a quiet.."yeah"

You know what i mean?
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Oh wouldn't you like to know! lol.
Well a lot of cousin on cousin action is going on, I know of a aunty who is seeing her brother in law, a cousin who is seeing his 3rd cousin AND his other 3rd cousin (bothe are sisters) and I've heard a rumour of a half bro and sis getting jiggy with it...my family is sick and twisted! lol.

Yeah I know what you mean in a way, nothing I've experience minf. When I was with Jamie it was like 'Hi, how are you' and the holding hands routine...very cute child love not anything real!.
You follow your heart...if you don't I'll be kicking you butt, at this rate you'll be so red and sore in that department! lol

I must be off now before a certain butt gets a rather forceful kick from a very peed father.......! lol
Catch you later bro, love ya

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