h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Because vainly hoped for you are us, they are possibly that raw
material, the interior of the handle of Yamaichi of the mountain, of the extensions the connections of the B to the interior of remaining and low the flower and they we continue being everything.
The density uses my heart, when the God to describe an angel exactly,
the end to polish a love of the system of the illumination and the
warning in my shoulders.
A crystal, that one polishes for a heart, the head mine getleman, is
absent cold and distant absentee.
They had assumed the direction of my heart, therefore of the calm of
the heat nevertheless and my alcohol, of that apanharam is of one they
and had interested its light. That one is missing only of the thing
was the closing tree; and it there was dew exactly of fantasy of the
mine, also.

You should get a job as a videorecorder instruction manual writer, Fnord.

Noggin

Ah, it just occured to me to write a small and bad poem, and then put it through the machine at www.ashian.com/multibabel.html , which takes text and translates then detranslates and translates again through ten consecutive languages, with interesting results. Unfortunately the entire idea is made redundant by the fact that I forgot to note down the original text. But oh well..

Video instruction manual writer maybe. But instruction writer for how to centre a 1024x768 page, forget about it.



az

Hey! If you ever listened to my instructions, you'd be fine! But when Alji says the same thing, you listen to him!

Wait wait, I got it!!!!

Step 1: Put the crystal in the alcohol
Step 2: Wait....
Step 3: OK now...Polish it off!

oh so simple....three easy steps



Wha?