h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i gets up in the mornin and sees if me little robin red breast as woken up,then i puts sum straw around her to keep her warm.and why am i going on rantin like this im not a scarecrow (though im not far off it hehe) im a bloke from merseyside 50ish and quite cute with it..(at least i think i am anyway) i got up this mornin and liked what i saw,yes it was me in the mirror he-haw-he haw,,message me if you know of a good psychatrist will ya..stay safe everyone.

when i looked into my crystal ball,
i thought i saw a man so tall,
but when i looked again to see,
it was ole worzel with aunt sally,
playing the field is what he does best,
and on his head the birds do nest,
he scares the crows when they do flock cos,
he looks the part in sally's frock,
people come from near and far,
just to hear his oohhh aarrr ooohh aarrr welcome to h2g2

i'm most deeply upset,that i'm no longer allowed to play in your field anymore

well when scarecrows get told to sod off and dont message people anymore,,thats the way it goes im afraid.your loss sally not mine,,tara

bye bye worzel,happy scarecrowing from sally

your so silly at times sally,,hope your throats better,keep smiling cause smiling suits you best,message me ok?...xxx worzel.ive opened the gate so you can play in my field.oh,arr,oh,,arr..c u soon.

thats cos you make me say silly things but i have to admit i do like to ..my throats still sore,but i wont let that stop me from going out tonight,i'm swallowing liquids,so i shall have plenty speak soon
ps.make sure you leave the latch off,
cos i dont wanna disturb you and the