h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

We already have

Oh yeah...well then the only thing left to do is either invade another thread or declare peace and become a neutral thread republic.

Researcher PSG

don't worry I think I've made my point but just in case....








Take care and stay safe,

WayneFrWpg

This thread had strayed so far off topic already that thread invasion made little difference

oh good, didn't want to inconvinance anyone too much

I don't suppose you have any srtawberries?

And now:

'ow to defend yourself when attacked by a man wielding a punnet o' strawberries.

Jones; if you'd be so good as to run at me wielding this punnet o' strawberries...

TK[1]

That's exactly what I was thinking of at the thought of destructive strawberries

Now the way to deal with the punnet based fellon is to release the land based shark...

* attacks from stage left*

Researcher PSG

Damn...too slow with my predictable witicism

Researcher PSG

Oh dear, I'm going to have to watch it again now

No, wait, or you'll miss essential information on dealing with the danger that is the fruit salad cluster bomb. Very nasty stuff- especially if left for a couple of weeks.

TK[1]

Urgh, you're reminding me of work today when I discovered that the tropical fruit juice in the vending machine went out of date in May

Great...excuse me while I try to forget all the fruit juices I have bought from vending machines and not checked the best before date of...

Researcher PSG

It's one of the ones where the juice is concentrated and mixed with water, so you'd have no idea of the use by date if you were using the thing. I was sent to clean the stock cupboard though and found all the tropical fruite juice was two months out of date .

Not as much of a health option as the people buying it might have hoped then

Researcher PSG

No , I'm pleased I only drink the apple juice

I bet

Researcher PSG

Though I wasn't so lucky once. Got some from sainsbury's. Drank one carton, and it tasted somewhat fermented. A bit confused, as it was well within date, I drank the rest. Then I went away for the weekend, came back, and the other carton exploded . The whole batch was recalled, and I'd drunk a litre of the stuff . I've not drunk orange juice since

What had they put in it, gelignite?

I did get nearly caught out once by a bottle of ketchup. Fortunately I noticed the dead maggots in it before using it, though it didn't help my appetite

Researcher PSG