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Glad you like it

...now there is a good idea *Rushes off to make some*

Researcher PSG

*Esty comes back in dry clothes* It was good tea, just too hot.

Coren: Well, I might as well go wash these clothes, as they're not mine. *disappears*

Want some with that?

Have another cup then Esty , but leave it to cool down a bit first

Gladly. *accepts the and takes a tiny sip*

Let me think...hmmm, yes

*Stares at kettle willing it to boil*

Researcher PSG

When's Coren getting back, I wonder?

Oh, PSG? A watched kettle takes that much longer to boil, relatively.

I'd imagine a couple of nanoseconds after Coren wants to return.

So it would seem. *Sips was eventually able to get*

Researcher SG

Oh, but you see... The clothes he was wearing were borrowed from his, ah, lover, so he might be... detained.

Either that or he can't find the washing powder

*sips second cup of *

Somehow I doubt that.

Well, I've got to go eat dinner, so I'll leave him to finish washing his clothes

G'bye.

*Coren reappears, with a very annoyed thief behind him*

Coren: I'm back!

Garrett: He insisted he had to come back soon, so I insisted that I come along.

Well, Coren doesn't have to come back, I'm sure Esty could manage without him for a bit

Eh, well, he is back.

Coren: Besides, I like having Garrett here.

Garrett is very good at shutting Coren up, too.

Garrett: Garrett is leaving. *disappears with Coren*

That might leave things a little less confusing for a while

That is a very futile hope.

I'm certainly not expecting it to now make some sort of sense.

Why? because I'm still he- *Esty suddenly disappears. In her place, there appears a tall, extremely thin man wearing a white t-shirt and loose black pants.*

Tall man: Hello. You may call me Lock. I shall not tell you my full name, nor will I say if any guess of yours is correct, so kindly do not attempt to determine my true identity.

Hello, I'm Unc, if you want my full name you'll find it on my space.