h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings one and all roll up roll up...



well thats a nice start at least


its been a while people and in the time thats passed weve had a few majorish events and some not so.


1)Exams finished
2)Results collected: I've got a BA Honours in History
3)New girlfriend (now nearly 4 months and counting)
4)New death threats
5)Job hunting: Well the search has begun I'll let you know what happens as and when so far have handed out CVs to 50% of those I asked and have received application forms so fingers crossed people
6)loads of other stuff i cant be bothered with writing about atm

bacon is burning got to

Hope you are all well please drop me a message its been a while s

I'm only here for the bacon!

and congratulations on the degree!

heylew u
how goes it?
haven't managed to speak ot yah for a couple of days and stuffs...
hows the achorne workin out ? are u goin for any other jobs as well in the meantime or is the achorne gonna be a fulltime thing?
those stupid bar people finally got back to me and now i work in a trendy nightclub :P
it is *madness*
being treated like a piece of furniture, getting soaked in booze, smoke, washing up water, lechy men groping you, bar staff that are prerequisately flirty and pretty, and general bruises and bodily injuries from being poked, prodded, thudded and lots of lifting
and my friends come in and tell me i have such a cool job
anyway hopefully we'll speak soon, i hope oxford is going well and stuffs hi to jane

take care sir, xox bye