h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

my names sarah, im 14/f/b'ham,
im a walkin,tlkin rock concert luvin,punk wiv a little red man 'jeff' & little blue lady 'wensday' living inside my hed!
they kept bullying 'fred' (hu died last week cus he smelt) so last week they pushed him outta my ear & died, it wus v. sad but im tring 2 get jeff & wensda 2 hav a baby so it can b called 'fred 2nd',

ur mad

power 2 the emus
dave is sexy!!!
mmmmmm dave

joel brokeup wiv me
noooooooooo
but now im wiv luke
yyyyaaaaayy

o,y?
yay,i think

well, luke wus tellin me th@ he really liked me & i told him i really liked him,(i was reked) so then we started kissin, l8a i felt real guilty so i told joel & he finished it, the next day luke asked me out(u no how much i like him) so i sed 'yep', & th@s about it realy,except th@ joels now wiv leanne & im kinda jelus & wer all goin 2 dratonmannor s@da
hows u & dave

were ok,but hes asked me 2 do summat,but im not sure,n i dont no wot 2 do.
if u c him u cant say owt,u aint supposed 2 no,but i needed 2 say it!!

well wut is it,
is it major??

not really.
can we change subject?

ok but if u dont wana do sumit dont do it & if he starts makin u do nethin u dont wana then hes not rite 4 u, ur smart girl steph, dont let a boy ruin th@ 4 u
hmmmmmmmmmm i no lets tlk about ... hmmmmmmmmmm i duno!

thanx sarah,i really appreciate that!! plz dont say owt
wanna tlk bout were i went?

yay im happy now

netime,yeah,were did u go

weston,it was cool
i got a fishnet top!

cool!!
my mum realised that the hole gothic obsesion has been around 4 so long & has sed th@ i can actually b a goth...julz started yr1 2da,she looks sooooo cuuttteeee!...i had a dream last night th@ i wus still wiv joel & its made me real sad & depressed...im ova andy,hes ignoring me...i dont wana go 2 i.c.p no-more, u want my tiket,it wus £9,simon @ our scoolz goin 2 it

no..i only leave the house 2 c dave!

steph u gutta do stuff wiv out the help of boyz 4 gods sake,it may seem harsh but its f***in true,iv been ur m8 while uv been in & outta relationships & belive me ur much,happyer,chattyer & stuff & less depressed single
boyz realy dont seem 2 help u wiv th@ steph

..i no..but i luv him
i guess my prob is i dont hang wiv my m8z nemore.
but remember,it was 1 ov my "relationships" that split us up.
i h8 tom 4 that!

4get abot tom the assplug...
spend a few dayz arond m8z then

like hu
ur gunna b wiv luke,gemz wiv ian
n dont no where steph is

hello
wut wus ms moley on about!

no idea