h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Couple of days ago, in school, we read about medievil relics. Looks like one very popular was Jesus' foreskin. There were 15 of them around europe.

Heard a joke that really radiates the finnish spirit. Here you go:

A finnish man was driving around finnish countryside one night. About 3 o'clock he broke a tire of his car, so he had to pull over. Of course he didn't have a jack with him. He looked around thinking bout what to do. Then he saw a light coming from a little away. He started walking towards it, in hope of getting to borrow a jack. He thought: "They'll propably be unhappy bout waking up in the middle of the night. But hey, countrymen are always hospitable, they'll help. But then again, I might be seeing a shotgun. No way, they'll help me! But maybe not..." ...and so on. When he finally got to the house, he threw a stone at the window and yelled: "Keep your f****n' jack!"

Now that I got started, another joke:

A finnish man had an appointment at 20 o'clock. (8 pm, in the U.S.). He decided to go to sauna first. While being there, he happened to look at the wall and said to himself: "Damn, I'm 60 hours late!"

For those of you, who haven't been in a sauna, I can tell you, they usually have something there to know the temperature...