h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, due to public demand, (katkodl), here is another PS thread. Only this one's bogus. It's not about my PS at all. It's not about anything. In fact everyone's free to add anything they like or nothing whatsoever.

Jab

I claim this thread for MARMITE!!!!

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But if I'm in the mood for talking about your PS, am I allowed to do it here?

it's about the greatest footie team the world has ever known, ARSENAL!

Oh dear... why Marmite and soccer? I can hardly think of anything less intriguing...

How different we are, katkodl! I marmite and footie!

But then I love lots of other things too!

Let's try to find one thing we both like!

What about

A bit obvious wasn't it?

Em hunour, good friends, books, films, conversation....oysters?

I knew you'd say ! Maybe it's time to confess that I can't stand in real life. Will you ever talk with me again?

Hunour? Honour? Or humour?
Hmmmm... the things you mentioned are not specific enough... Let's find something specific!

I can't stand IRL either!

Right well I won't mention A Clockwork Orange, whoops I just did!


What about music?

Classical, Mahler, Mozart, Hundreds of varieties of Pop and jazz. literature...Proust, Conrad, EM Forster. Poetry.. Auden, Ginsberg. crikey there's hundreds of arty things. Contemporary art, Damian Hirst, Tracey Emin.

Wine, sauvingnon blanc, chablis

Food, snails in garlic butter...

Wait a sec... you really don't like ?

No! Not IRL. I can't stand the stuff!

I like any good dry wine, red or white, traditional dry English cider, Stolichnaya vodka and Gordon's gin and tonic, with a slice of lemon, IRL alcohol drinks!

All mixed together in a firey cocktail

I can't believe it... Red doesn't like either...

Ooooo, I like cocktails too. I also like cider, I think... I'm never quite sure what they mean by cider, but I think it's either what we call "Most" or "Sturm". Given that I like both I probably like ... I don't like wine... but !

But then, if it's not long enough, we could always take the hem out and sew it again further down...

Lx

I like a nice meself. And a nice bit of buttered

Did you know that in Alabama:

1. It's illegal to play dominoes on a Sunday.

2. It's illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Jab

If it's not long enough, just dye it yellow and nobody will notice.

Jab

There's lots of mostly harmless stuff that is forbidden in the US...

(I still can't believe that Red doesn't like ...)

.. but if I dye it yellow, I won't be able to see my banana if I hold it up against it.

And if I dye it black, i'll lose my


Lx

Just make it narrower, then...

Did you know...

In Tucson Arizona, it is illegal for women to wear pants. (Trousers, unfortunately - or fortunately)


Jab

just get over yourself katkodl, RED doesn't like IRL! I just happen to like the smiley and the idea!

Proper traditional dry English is wonderful and very strong! I love it!

Jab are you drunk? posts about pants, moustaches, saddam and Tony Blair in your threads!

I dare you to start a wacky question on "Ask'!