h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

19 March 2005

I went to Ohio for a week. I left on 11 March and was caught in a small blizzard in Virginia. When I made it to I-70 East I was driving about 60mph while the Ohians were doing 85-90 in the snow storm, which flipped me out! If that wasn't bad enough, I was given a small heart attack when I went to Kroger to get some food and was grabbed from behind by Web Masta while Big Daddy tapped me on the head.
That evening Web Masta and I got plastered. It would probably take about three or four bottles of Golden Grain to get Big Daddy wasted so I figure he only had a buzz. But Web Masta got a little wild that night. Maybe it's just me....I don't really get crazy when I drink. I laugh and joke around when I'm with friends (I don't drink alone anymore) and that's it. Web Masta suddenly thought she was a rapper and reminded us that she gets horny when she's drunk.
Great.
I will spare details, but let's just say there was a "superbowl moment" or two that night.
Otherwise the trip was awesome as always and I didn't want to leave. There were many signs telling me not to leave and I even was tempted by the Web Masta to stay and start a new life. I wish now that I had.
I returned to Georgia to a small mountain of crap. Some of my mail is missing, someone went through a lot of my documents, my cat gained probably five pounds (I was only gone a week!!), a bill came from the hospital for an injury Workman's Comp should have paid for last month, Mom's flipping out cause I want to leave the apartment and not be under her control, and I now have to change every passcode to any and all accounts I have. We're talking bank, email, eBay, everything!
Right now I am pet-sitting for someone who has DSL, so I am calm for the moment. Hey, I just got to see twenty Joe Cartoon cartoons in less than two hours. Can't do that with dial-up! Perhaps this extra time away from the apartment will help me chill out. All I know is I want away from my parents and back over the Ohio state border.
That, and my tools suck.