h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm preparing to move to Ohio on my own. I have grown quite sick of Georgia and am ready for a change. St Clairsville had been beckoning me for ages and now it is time to go. The plan so far involves:

1) Getting rid of old junk
2) Cashing in 401k and profit shares from former workplace
3) Learning to maintain a budget
4) Finding a home
5) Finding a job
6) Taking the GED test and receiving diploma
7) Enrolling in either technical school or an online university in order to take accounting
8) Purchasing a small amount of furniture and appliances befitting my bachelorette lifestyle
9) Sitting on my front porch in a rocking chair, with a shotgun by my side, 30 or more sterilized cats living in my home, and a beautiful woman by my side in similar rocking chair with similar shotgun

So far, so good.

*grabs shotgun and heads for airport*

Hope you can deal with thirty cats and me eating liver sausage occasionally!